You pause in your Daily Life to look through This Alchemist’s Window. And You See…
Kindergarten!… For Adults! Alchemy Edition!
You Have Found The Kaleidoscope Kitchen. A Sign on The Wall next to The Alchemist’s Window Reads “The University Of Isis And The Alchemist’s School Of Magical Sciences, Home Of “The Queen’s Quest For Avalon.”
Featuring Your Apocalypse Survival Manual And The Radical Global Healing Plan.
But the Lights are out. It looks like Class has not yet Started… or The Day is Over. You realize this is The Time between Twilight And Dusk. This is The University Of Isis And The Alchemist’s School Of Magical Sciences “Off Hours.”
“Teacher’s Lounge” is scratched out and “Anna’s Lounge” is written over it in Crayon.
A Voice Over Welcomes you. It sounds like its from The Future… Like 2,150, but its only 2026. You realize you are listening to The Announcement intended for New Arrivals.
“Welcome to The Kaleidoscope Kitchen. You are now Peering through The Alchemist’s Window. This is Science. It is not A Fiction Story. Alchemists Use Story in Their Science because Alchemy is So Vast in Scalar, Scope, and Size that Only Story can Hold it.
Story is A Scalar and is The Primary Work Container in Alchemy called “A Cauldron.” Non-Alchemists often mistake An Alchemist’s Workshop as “Fiction.” Which is an Advantage that Alchemists use to protect Theses POWERFUL Sciences from Criminals, The Dangerously Stupid, and The Less Worthy.
The Unworthy will only see “Fiction” in The Alchemist’s Workshop.
The Dragons See Truth.
If you can See The Truth in this then you have What it takes to be An Alchemist. You are Invited into The Quest For Avalon, which is The Alchemist’s Door.
Alchemy is Activated only in Meta-Narrative Nonfiction written in The 1st Person. This is Logography and Thaumatopoios, which is Ancient Greek Spell Casting for Alchemical Creation.
Alchemy is The Academic Discipline of The Ethical and Organic Creation Sciences.
Logic is The Academic Discipline of The Order Of Operations In Biological Physics and Alchemical Biosynthesis, which is Used in The Ethical and Organic Creation Sciences.
The Subject In My Alchemical Biosynthesis is Called “The Colossus,” which is A Hyperobject (Something so large that it is Invisible to Humans).
Society is A Ship called “The Titanic.”
You are on The Titanic.
I used Alchemy to Build :
- (1) An New Ship Ready to Go. My Ship is called The HMS Avalon
- (2) Life Boats
- (3) A Safety Net to “Catch” The People as Titanic Sinks
- (4) The Sciences, Game-I-Fied and A Game-I-Fied Educational System for The New Ship
- (5) A “Ship Arsonist Detector,” which identifies the Unworthy who would Burn down My Ship and Life boats instead of being rescued by them.
To Board My Ship, Play The Quest For Avalon. Only those who can Do The Quest For Avalon will be Saved by My Life Boats, Ship, and Safety Net.
The University Of Isis trains you in The Skills YOU NEED to DO The Quest For Avalon so you CAN Board My Boat. If you are a Ship Arsonist, then The University Of Isis and The Quest For Avalon will cure you of Your Arsonism.
The Quest For Avalon is Your “Alchemical Hazmat Suit” AKA Your Ant Man Suit Equivalent that Allows you to Enter The Story Scalar and stand beside The Alchemist “In Story” at Avalon.
Your Alchemical Hazmat Suit is Like The Ant Man Suit only it Uses Your Biological Brain to do what Technology did in The Ant Man Movie.
Story is a LOCATION In Alchemy. It is a Place. Story is a Scalar. You are In A Story Right Now. But Story is a Hyperobject. Society is BUILT INSIDE and THROUGH The Story. Story is The Spinal cord and Skeleton Frame of Society. Humans can only see a FRACTION of Society. They cannot see it’s Whole Entity.
Society is THE SMALLEST Hyperobject. I work ONLY AND EXCLUSIVELY in Hyperobjects. Hyperobjects Run, Operate, and Build The Universe. This is what An Alchemist REALLY is.
A Bad Story will Sink your Ship. You call Your Story “Reality.” This is A Lie. Which makes it a Bad Story. Bad Stories Sinks Ships.
ALL Stories Are Reality. Avalon is in a Neighboring Story or a NEIGHBOR Reality. In Alchemy, we get to Choose our Reality and Grow them. We get to UPGRADE Them so THEY NEVER SINK. This is Your Practice Room where you can Choose to Enter A Different Reality.
My Questers learn how to GROW their Own with Alchemy. Story +> Universes +> Planets +> Planetary Society +> Regions +> Regional Society (This is what Humans can START to See) +> Countries +> States +> Cities +> Towns +> Congregations +> Clan +> Family +> Self
Anna Land is located BEYOND Story. This is a Hyperobject. You are Witnessing My Creation and Planning of Your New Society, which is Contained in My Story, which IS THE TRUE STORY. My Work is VERY FAMOUS. And Mysterious. It confuses ALL People.
The Great Pyramids are PART of My Story.
The DaVinci Code is My Biography.
World Religions MIMIC My Work and MY Story. Most of them USURPED Me.
Here is The Alchemical Reality Manual to Accompany Your “Ant Man Suit Equivalent’ so you can Enter This Reality.
The Quest For Avalon is The World’s Hardest, Longest, And Most Ancient Riddle. Pythagoras, Plato, Shakespeare, and DaVinci Played. Tesla tried and couldn’t crack it. Can You?
Play The Quest For Avalon And Solve The Quest For Avalon Riddle, which Gets you on My Ship!
This is NOT A Game! It is GAME-I-FIED SCIENCE!
IT IS NON-FICTION!
I am Anna Imagination, An Avatar of The Primordial Mother Goddess and Fae Queen. I have been working on The Colossus for 42+ Years in The Magical Sciences, which is Alchemy. Most of that time, I had Amnesia. Which I recently Cured.
This “Story” is :
- (1) Anna’s Alchemical Science Journals AND
- (2) The CLUES For Questers In The Quest For Avalon AND
- (3) The Alchemical Text Books for The University Of Isis.
Here is Anna’s Last Broadcasted Message :
“You Adjust The Dial on your Apocalypse Radio, desperately searching for Signs Of Intelligence, when you hear…
“ZOMBIES FROM SPACE… AND VAMPIRES : FISTS IN THE DARK!
“Life Is A Game. I made that Game My Little Bitch.”
Welcome back to the debriefing room of Fists In The Dark.
This Podcast Is NOT A Conspiracy. I belong to a Secret-Not-So-Secret Just Above Ground — but not too high — Group called FISTS IN THE DARK.
This is Your REAL LIFE Apocalypse Survival Manual. This is The BEHIND-THE-SCENES of The Genesis Party And Variety Show of The Quest For Avalon and “A Day in The Life Of An Alchemist”
Here is The Situation :
You are Inside a Hyperobject. A Hyperobject is something so Large that Humans can’t See it. But The Hyperobject talks to Humans who can’t Hear The Message. Members of “Fists In The Dark” are Called The Ashavana. We Specialize in Hyperobjects and That Message, which requires Understanding of Hyperobjects to Hear it. Therefore, The Ashavana and I broke This Message up for you into Pieces and used Your Stories to show you The Hyperobject’s Message :
THE STORIES ARE A BIOMIMIC OF THE HYPEROBJECT THAT YOU CAN’T SEE.
Here is The Message :
Charlie’s Hazbin Hotel is located inside of The Oasis From Ready Player One, where Charlie teaches The Demons in Hell — You are The Demons in Hell — “How to Get To The One Piece.” BUT… Turbo from Wreck It Ralph teamed up with Lord Farquaad from Shrek who pulled a “Free Guy” on The Oasis from Ready Player One…
But I AM LEGEND and SHREK is inside of I AM LEGEND. So I built THE QUEST FOR AVALON! THE QUEST FOR AVALON FIXES THIS! But Your Matrix is Coming Down… And You don’t have a Back Up. So I built You A Back Up. But you have to “Make The Journey to that Back Up.”
That Back Up is called “Avalon.”
I am James Halliday! I am Penelope! I AM NOT A GLITCH! THEY TOOK MY GAME AND STOLE MY DRAGONS FROM ME! But I Fixed it and The Quest For Avalon gets you out! Escape The Game! Play The Quest For Avalon! One Piece shows You How to Become One Piece again.
End Message
“It took The Ashavana 4,626 Years to Put that Message together.
You jump suddenly and realize a Man is standing there beside you. He gives you a Feeling of Pure Warmth, Love, Acceptance, and Home. Like — at any moment — he would wrap his arms around you and hold you tight in his protective arms as if you were five years old and suddenly — at long last — Safe. And Familiar.
As if you know him. His Voice was low and soft by choice.
“We started in 2,600 BCE,” he said. “When you Put those Clues together, it Translates into A Riddle. We are looking for 12 Dragons. Lady Anna needs 12 Dragon-Questers to help her finish Repairing a Single Piece of The Code. But only The Dragons have The Potential to See Hyperobjects… With Training.”
He was suddenly very quiet.
“Here,” he said. “This Is The “Docket File” from The Debriefing Room In Fists In The Dark.”
(This is The Part, The Man hands you The Docket).
“This is my Copy,” he said. “One of The Three that The Lady Anna gave to me. This explains Everything.”
“Everything about The Quest And Mission is there.” And then the Man fell very quiet. “Remember,” he said. “This is Not Fiction. But it IS A GAME and It IS A Story. It is Real Life, Game-I-Fied with The WHOLE Truth. Especially the Parts they don’t want you to know about.”
“What is this place?” you finally bring yourself to ask.
“This is The Apocalypse Room,” he said. “This is Lady Anna’s Alchemy Tower where she Starts The Substrates For The Daily Clue, which she Broadcasts To Questers and Agents on My Quest For Avalon Podcasts inside The University Of Isis.
“If you want to Attend The University Of Isis, become A Registered Quester in The Quest For Avalon, and Follow the instructions in The Docket, then Meet Lady Anna over at The Portal And Gate Tavern And Inn.”
You think for a moment and then say, “But… It’s just Words,” you say.
The Man scoffs, as if he admired your Naivety.
“No,” he said. “No Word is ever “Just.” A Single Word holds The Universe.
“Alchemy is Pure Logic, which is Built from Word into Logic into Proof into Story. Compounded Logic — When Balanced with Math — Commands Physics. BUT THE WORDS MUST BE PRECISE. Alchemically Precise. If you are Skilled enough, The Compounded Logic — When Made into Laws — CREATES Math and Physics. This is what Lady Anna does for A Living. She is God. You are on Her Planet.
“Alchemy trains you how to do What She can Do. She is the ONLY ONE Authorized to teach YOU Her Powers. Religions Stole Her Powers — Religions Are Prometheus. — And They tried to Teach The World her Powers that They Stole from Her.
“This “Story” is really her Compounding Logic with Her Laws that She Created to Command Physics. The Biosynthesis Moves how She Commands it. Which she did from 1 August 2024 to 1 August 2025.
“Once you Command Physics, The Alchemist can Compound More Logical Law to “Smooth Out” the Process and Accelerate it so The Command becomes Instantaneous. THAT is what Lady Anna is doing now in The Biosynthesis. She is Smoothing Everything out and Accelerating it for Instantaneous Biosynthesis.
“When Alchemy reaches the Point of Instantaneous Biosynthesis, Humans call that Magic.
“Only Questers learn How to do this and the Process boards them onto The HMS Avalon. Those who Board Her Ship and Life Boats also Master Alchemy and Gain Her Permission to Use Her Powers.
“This Section of Her Alchemical Journals is called “THE IMP KING AND THE GODDESS QUEEN” Biosynthesis which is from The Tales Of The Druí Biosynthesis Book #7.”
Without another Word, the Man turned to leave.
“Wait!” you call. “Who are you?”
The Man looks back to you, a kind, but weary smile on his Face. “I am The God Of A Thousand Names. I am God Of Love, Luxury, Abundance, and Time. Husband of Isis, The Primordial Mother Goddess who you will know soon enough as Lady Anna Imagination, Pan-Ananke.
“You probably know my Elder Form best as Šanta. But you can call me Bergen.”
And with that, the man turned to walk away, leaving you there to consider all of his words. The Docket held tight in Your Hand.
His words echoed back to you.
“Everything about The Quest And Mission is there. Remember. This is Not Fiction. But it IS A GAME and It IS A Story. It is Real Life, Game-I-Fied with The WHOLE Truth. Especially the Parts they don’t want you to know about.”